I recently swore off online-shopping until April (besides some mugs I've wanted for a few years that I recently found online... And maybe a cute outfit). I'm normally pretty good with personal goals, but this time Facebook fucked me up. Above I've listed things that fall into my "aesthetic" or in other words things I really really like. I've been all about the "princess of darkness" life for a while (shoutout to my cousin Kels for dubbing me that when I was like 10, and for it sticking) and I have no intentions on stopping this crazy train any time soon (fuck you Mom! It wasn't a phase). Anyway! Facebook did some serious damage to my will power today putting this on my feed: So if you are anything like me you just had a mini-heartattack. But behold my pretties... motherfuckers light up!!! Buy 'em here Sometimes you find something so magical you start daydreaming about how you will spend the rest of your life with this tiny piece of heaven that somehow materialized as a purchasable object. I have to take breaks from writing because I keep envisioning myself in an apartment with floor-to-celling windows by the coast of California, covered in tattoos, with an oversized band shirt on, drinking coffee. I would't have to wear makeup, because who in their right mind would be looking at my face when I have light-up unicorn slippers on my toes (but you know they'd be painted black, because as I said before; all about that life). Sid Vicious might also be there (and Alive, and young and not in his 60's as he would have been) but I'll spare you the details... As the complete and utter imbecile I am I decided to browse this site, which despite certian rumors, sells actual happiness. Mistake, maybe..? It depends upon me ending up in a cardboard box or not. Turns out they sell something I have been looking for the past 6 months.... Drum roll please.... A star-map projector dome! But I bought it in pink so no one will doubt the fact that I am the ruling princess of this kingdom (my apartment). Naysayers will be beheaded. (Side note: I like pink decorative things, but not on people, baby pink can sometimes work as hair a color, but other than that NO) Buy it here I also found this really cute cleaning ball which the site says is "robotic" but I'm pretty sure they just misspelled "powered by fairy-dust", really very quite sure. (didn't buy it..... yet.... it's sold out at the moment....) Get it here And They had this light which I also didn't get, but will if I still want it by April. (It was in-stock! RESTRAINT!) Get it here (Just throwing a picture of Sid Vicious out there as he was my first ever crush ...who wasn't a Pokémon trainer...)
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